haVE U EVER THOUGHT ABOUT HOW FUNNY AND REDUNDANT THE TERM “COLOSSAL TITAN” IS out of fucKING CONTEXT LIKE??? IT LITERALLY MEAN S “BIG BIG” EVERYONE RUN HERE COMES…. big big…….
May the odds be ever in your flavor.
My favourite Christmas carol is silent night because of the line “holy infant, so tender and mild” because I like to imagine the baby Jesus as a chicken wing
Wasabi Candy Canes - You know they’re Wasabi Candy Canes, but to everyone else they look like normal mint-flavored green-striped candy canes. Of course, when they grab one, instead of the minty goodness they’ll be expecting, they get a mouthful of horseradishy heat!
slow down Satan
white people why
Pay your taxes or be sent to the Shadow Realm